Things I Like

My name is Sarah. I can pretty much be summed up by the things I post here. Actually, I can't. I just said that because I don't know what else to say. I probably love you. This blog is a Parks and Rec devotional Thursday-Thursday. Enjoy.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum is sitting in the food court when Bill Murray walks up, takes a huge bite out of his burger and a handful of fries, tells him “No one will ever believe you,” and then no one believes him.

(via skeeba)

A more accurate depiction of what my experience as an English major actually was would be a picture of me, Ginny, and Stephanie in the library getting distracted by the internet while “researching.” 

A more accurate depiction of what my experience as an English major actually was would be a picture of me, Ginny, and Stephanie in the library getting distracted by the internet while “researching.” 

(Source: fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo)

simsgonewrong:

Every single time I try to make a child the face is always the last floor I’ve used.  

simsgonewrong:

Every single time I try to make a child the face is always the last floor I’ve used.  

fuckyeahgermany:

View from the top of Schloss Neuschwanstein of Bavarian Alps and the Alpensee
Anna Brod

fuckyeahgermany:

View from the top of Schloss Neuschwanstein of Bavarian Alps and the Alpensee

Anna Brod

thebluthcompany:


Mae Whitman and Alia Shawkat when they co-starred on State of Grace.

thebluthcompany:

Mae Whitman and Alia Shawkat when they co-starred on State of Grace.

(via leatherpumpkin)

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ Graduate: No one will hire you to analyze literature ” Bottom text: “ Don’t know how to do anything else ”]
Not a joke, but instead my real life situation (and a lot of other recent grads’ situation). Even Barnes & Noble says I’m not qualified enough to work in their store since I don’t have retail experience. 

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ Graduate: No one will hire you to analyze literature ” Bottom text: “ Don’t know how to do anything else ”]

Not a joke, but instead my real life situation (and a lot of other recent grads’ situation). Even Barnes & Noble says I’m not qualified enough to work in their store since I don’t have retail experience. 

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:


All the recent James Joyce submissions all I can think of is this Hark, a vagrant striphttp://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=32
Not making any judgments on sexy mister Joyce, just. Yeah, thought it was funny.

HAHA OH MY GOD YES. So good.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

All the recent James Joyce submissions all I can think of is this Hark, a vagrant strip
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=32

Not making any judgments on sexy mister Joyce, just. Yeah, thought it was funny.

HAHA OH MY GOD YES. So good.

arrestedwesteros:

Michael: Stupid cornballin’ piece of -
Bringing Up Buster - 1x3

arrestedwesteros:

Michael: Stupid cornballin’ piece of -

Bringing Up Buster - 1x3

arrestedwesteros:

Lucille: What are you doing home? Buster: Army had half a day.
Good Grief - 2x04
A submission from our Facebook page!

arrestedwesteros:

Lucille: What are you doing home?
Buster: Army had half a day.

Good Grief - 2x04

A submission from our Facebook page!

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Alexis de Tocqueville. He predicted the animosity between Russia and the United States almost 100 years before it happened, as well as wrote about the USA’s hypocrisy regarding divisions between church and state.
He was smart.
And French.
And very attractive. Unf.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Alexis de Tocqueville. He predicted the animosity between Russia and the United States almost 100 years before it happened, as well as wrote about the USA’s hypocrisy regarding divisions between church and state.

He was smart.

And French.

And very attractive. Unf.

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