I hope Rick Santorum is sitting in the food court when Bill Murray walks up, takes a huge bite out of his burger and a handful of fries, tells him “No one will ever believe you,” and then no one believes him.
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I hope Rick Santorum is sitting in the food court when Bill Murray walks up, takes a huge bite out of his burger and a handful of fries, tells him “No one will ever believe you,” and then no one believes him.
(via skeeba)

A more accurate depiction of what my experience as an English major actually was would be a picture of me, Ginny, and Stephanie in the library getting distracted by the internet while “researching.”
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[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ Graduate: No one will hire you to analyze literature ” Bottom text: “ Don’t know how to do anything else ”]
Not a joke, but instead my real life situation (and a lot of other recent grads’ situation). Even Barnes & Noble says I’m not qualified enough to work in their store since I don’t have retail experience.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsz2uq6WPp1qhe5udo1_400.jpg)
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ Graduate: No one will hire you to analyze literature ” Bottom text: “ Don’t know how to do anything else ”]
Not a joke, but instead my real life situation (and a lot of other recent grads’ situation). Even Barnes & Noble says I’m not qualified enough to work in their store since I don’t have retail experience.

All the recent James Joyce submissions all I can think of is this Hark, a vagrant strip
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=32Not making any judgments on sexy mister Joyce, just. Yeah, thought it was funny.
HAHA OH MY GOD YES. So good.

Lucille: What are you doing home?
Buster: Army had half a day.Good Grief - 2x04
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Alexis de Tocqueville. He predicted the animosity between Russia and the United States almost 100 years before it happened, as well as wrote about the USA’s hypocrisy regarding divisions between church and state.
He was smart.
And French.
And very attractive. Unf.